Next week you will all be thrilled to know that Jersey Shores Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is releasing his first book titled Here's the Situation. Here are a few excerpts from this literary masterpiece:
"The best sex is often with a grenade — because she's so grateful."
"Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs . . . maybe they're into the Michael Phelps look."
"Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health."
If this advice is not enough, Mike also graciously provides a prayer he says:
"God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference."
I know I can't wait to run to the store to get my copy of the book (not!). This book is just another example of how sad the world is becoming!