Earlier today, I was watching
First Blood, better known as "the first Rambo movie", and very much enjoyed a deleted scene in which Sylvester Stallone sports a mustache that landed squarely in between the Fu Manchu and Hulk Hogan mustache slots on the mustache continuum. Alas, that mustache doesn't appear immortalized online, as far as I can tell, but it reminded me of Stallone's greatest hour in his career as a facial hair grower: the shockingly good 1981 action film
Nighthawks. (Seriously, the movie's about Stallone playing Detective Deke DaSilva while teaming up with Billy Dee Williams to take on Rutger Hauer, who plays a terrorist named Wulfgar. The movie's THAT good.)
Now, let's take a look at that facial hair! (If you're feeling lucky, clicky makes the little pictures bigger!)
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| Note that it's difficult to determine whether or not the beard is growing out of his face, or is an extension of his perm-mullet. |
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| Unfortunately, this ruins stealth mode. |
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| Side View. As you can see, ladies were impressed. |
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| Billy Dee wants to comment, but knows better. |
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| This beard goes well with a beret! |
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| I'm not sure if he's undercover as a business man or as the spawn of Sasquatch and Jack the Ripper... |
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| Wouldn't you feel safe if you saw that beard flying a police helicopter? |
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