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Saturday, January 15, 2011

New Horoscopes??!




So as most of you may have heard a new sign was added to the mix.  Due to some sort of alignment of the stars changing, the sign was added and dates were changed.  Listed below are the new dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius:
Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces:
March 11-April 18.
Aries:
April 18-May 13.
Taurus:
May 13-June 21.
Gemini:
June 21-July 20.
Cancer:
July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo:
Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra:
Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:
Nov. 29-Dec. 17.  (Yep, this one is new)
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

It is being reported that the new dates/sign is only applicable to those born in 2009 and after.   This has got to be a major relief for those that have tattoos of their sign or actually live their life by horoscopes!  I know my office at work was buzzing about it for 2 days as people were actually upset they might have a new sign! Ahh the madness! 

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Rapid Reaction - The Social Network

I made it about 3/4ths of the mile and a half distance between the theater and my apartment before checking Facebook from my touch screen mobile phone.  Seconds later, I knew that someone I've never met who probably lives half a continent away had commented on the roommate I had 8 years ago's status.  Fifteen minutes later, I'm blogging about it.  And I live in Iowa.  You can point your fingers and say I'm in the wrong here, but don't kid yourselves and assume this isn't the norm for 2011.  We're all doomed.

Of course, the human mind is too advanced to have not created this - the touch screen phones, world wide web, and Wi-Fi internet were already here for the taking - but someone had to push the button to send us all crashing into each other online.  Enter Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of Facebook and focus of The Social Network, who survived something that seems not far removed from that War Room scene of Dr. Strangelove to father his creation.  Allegedly.

Like the site itself, The Social Network is a one-stop-shop for the things you think are cool.  It's written by TV maestro Aaron Sorkin, directed by the hip and hard-edged David Fincher, and even features music from rock hero Trent Reznor.  To the everyday viewer the high point of the cast is Hollywood Jack of All Trades Justin Timberlake, but the stars - Jesse Eisenberg (Zombieland, Adventureland) and Andrew Garfield (soon to be big-screen Spider-Man) - are also perfect for the new world in which our experiences are connected together.  Basically, the movie's profile page would show that it "Likes" everything the "hip" facebooker likes in today's society of "fast food, strip mall" nerds - Fight Club, Nine Inch Nails, witty comments, superhero films, zombies, hoodies, etc.

The pop culture factor is key to the movie's effectiveness, because the film doesn't really take much time to tell us why Facebook is so important.  A year or two ago this film might have been an independent prodcution that got cult buzz, but now that even your parents are on facebook - and if they aren't, they will be - it's truly a story of our times.  The people the film talks about, the people who spend more time on the site than any other site and are 91% likely to return to the site (I gotta think that number's gone up since 2003), will no doubt find some connection to the material.  A large portion of that is the writing by Sorkin and the acting by Eisenberg, Garfield, and others, but the personal value of this film to younger generations can't be understated.

If you're savvy in the online world - and if you're reading this tiny blog, I'd imagine you are - I think there's something in The Social Network for you.  I could sit here and break down the film as a film - it's a very good film, BTW - but that's not what interests me about The Social Network.  The movie shows us how we got to where we are in society, and makes me think about where exactly we are now.  It's a cyberspace historical epic, I think.  And as a cyberspace junkie, I'm cool with that.

(Note from The Mike: BTW, the Rapid Reaction feature is designed to be my first thoughts about something, posted quickly and unedited.  Sorry for not explaining it earlier, I was reacting rapidly.  Also, sorry if it doesn't make sense.)

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Happy Holidays from Prime and Prejudice!!!





Happy Holidays from the Pride and Prejudice Family!  Wishing you a happy and healthy 2011!

Metrodome roof collapses!



This video is insane!!!!!  It is the roof of the Metrodome in Minneapolis collapsing after getting 20 plus inches of snow since Friday.  The Vikings game that was to take place there today has now been moved to Monday night in Detroit.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Trailer Alert! Transformers: Dark of the Moon!!!!!

Yeah...it's the Transformers 3 teaser.



"HEY GUYS, WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!" - Optimus Prime, 2011

Monday, December 6, 2010

Mark your Calendars- Mean Girls 2!

Mark your calendars and set your DVR because Mean Girls 2 is premiering on ABC Family on January 23rd at 8:00 pm!!!  The thought of even watching this movie is about as bad as the thought of Sarah Palin running for president (sorry to our Republican readers). I am surprised Lohan is not in this as she appears not to have any other projects to do in between her stints in rehab.  I do have to admit I did like the first Mean Girls.  On a side note:  Has anyone noticed that a good chunk of the shows and movies on ABC family are not family-oriented at all!  Nothing says family time like watching a group of stuck up girls!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus Trailer!!!!!



I MUST SEE THIS!  And yes, that is Jaleel White aka Steve Urkel!   It is a crazy world!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Linus and Lucy Christmas Lights




This appears to be the same house as posted in the video below.  I am curious if this is the light show they play before the kids go to bed, and once the kids are in bed, it is Slayer time!  Craziness!!  I am thinking these people may have a little too much free time!

Slayer Christmas Lights



Oh the silly things people will do during the holidays!!!!!  The lights on this house are synced up with Slayer's  Raining Blood .  Beware...this is kind of scarey.  It is almost something that should have been up during Halloween.  If you are epileptic, you should probably stay away from this house!  Happy Holidays!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

My First Love






A tribute to my first love, Prince William, who is now officially engaged.  **Tear**

New Green Lantern Trailer!!

Things That Bring The Happy: John Belushi as Joe Cocker

I wrote about my love for John Belushi once before, but it bears repeating because this is the first time I've found my personal favorite clip of John's SNL tenure online.  In it, Belushi portrays rock legend and avid partier Joe Cocker, singing a spot on version of "A Little Help From My Friends" (as heard on The Wonder Years) while appearing completely inebriated and potentially psychotic.

I am relatively sure that I've laughed at this ridiculous performance more often than anything I've ever seen in my life.  As those Aerosmith peeps say, just hit play!



And, as an added bonus...here's Belushi singing alongside Cocker later on SNL!!!

          
Joe Cocker & John Belushi por nakavideos no Videolog.tv.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

"Crazy Train:" A Clapping Before Christmas


Here's the deal OPP fans, we've all been at that live sports event enjoying a game. There is a time out on the court...and some Ozzy Osbourne "Crazy Train" pops on over the speakers. The crowd sits docile doing there thing which is: eating, talking, walking up and down the stairs for a food run, or sittin and staring into space. Then, like "The Night Before Christmas," my wondering eyes found this:


Twas two months before Christmas and all seemed mundane,
No one was jammin' along with that Crazy Train.
When what, to my wondering eyes should I see;
But that one lone ranger, clapping with glee.
I thought to myself oh God what shame,
Dude's lost his mind, he must be insane.
He's dancing, he's prancing, he's laughing; I'll hit him.
He's clapping and jiggling; cripes, dude, get some rhythm.
As his hands clasped in an uneven refrain,
I felt sorry for Ozzy and his crazy-like train.

YOU KILLED OZZY FOR ALL, EFF YOU DUDE, GOODNIGHT!



That poem was to you 55 year old guy who claps out of sync. I see your gross early 90's Guess Jeans with a tucked in horizontal stripped orange and blue polo shirt, a gray hat from a trip that you took to Denver, and all white old man tennis shoes. You already stand out...you don't need to literally stand up and stand out at a sports event. Dude, don't be that guy. Don't be that guy that has to try so hard to "be into" something when in reality you are trying to be a college student again. Don't be that guy who pretends that he is musical, "hip," and can dance, when in reality your hands can't hit a beat if that beat was tea-bagging your chin. Finally, don't be that guy to ruin Ozzy by going off the rails on a crazy train.

Narcosleepy Out

Trailer Alert! Cowboys & Aliens are Coming!

If you know The Mike, you know that Iron Man is kind of his homeboy, which makes him a big fan of actor/director Jon Favreau.  Today, we've got the unveiling of the trailer (via Yahoo Movies) for Favreau's next film: Cowboys & Aliens, a graphic novel adaptation starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, and Olivia Wilde as Cowboys (and Cowgals) who of course take on aliens.  (The title kind of writes the description for us, doesn't it?)

Check out the teaser below, which hints that Craig is going to continue to be a bad man aside from Bond films, and also suggests that this might very well be the first good Harrison Ford movie since The Fugitive in '93.  The film's set to release on July 29th of 2011, which is surprisingly late in the summer for a Sci-Fi epic, but I'm not judging.  What say you, our beloved AustenBots?


Monday, November 15, 2010

Welcome to The Biff Tannen Museum!

Yes, we all love Back to the Future as a trilogy.  It goes without saying.  But personally, I've always had a very soft spot in my heart for the second film in that series.  Yes, it's mostly filler that bridges the gap between the future and the past and the distant past, but as a child in the '80s the film's inventiveness (Hoverboard, anyone?) and vision of a stylized future made my young mind race like a German's does when they see David Hasselhoff.  And, if you're like me, you still vividly remember the harrowing footage of the alternate future in which Biff Tannen, using the sports almanac that he brought back in time to himself, has become the richest man in Hill Valley; owning his own tower and the Biff Tannen Museum within. 

Now, 21 years after the film was released, someone who knows someone who was family with someone who worked on the movie has brought forth the full footage of the welcome video that was shown outside the Biff Tannen Museum in the film.  Never before released on any home version of the film, this three and a half minute clip nicely fills the gaps for anyone who wants to know the full details about Biff Tannen's rise to power.  Click below, and gaze in wide wonder!


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Introducing the Phrobi!!!

Watch out Snuggie!  The latest in the wearable blanket craze is the Phrobi-"The Ultimate Cozy Blanket Robe That Keeps You Warm From Head To Toe And Has Your Back!”

In case you were wondering where it is exceptable to wear this, the website offers some suggestions.

“Because it's stylish, you can also wear it out to many occasions such as dance parties, sporting events, boating excursions, evening bbqs, music festivals, camping, beaches at night, first dates, bar hopping, walking to class on college campuses, dropping your kids off to school, rooftop gatherings, you name it!”

I'll admit to being a Snuggie owner, but I think this is doing a little too far!!