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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Video Game Review: Crackdown 2 (XBox 360)

Hey all, The Mike here, with my first ever video game review! Be gentle...

I had incredibly high hopes for Crackdown 2, which is kind of surprising considering the fact that it took me a while to get into the original Crackdown (which ended up one of my favorite time killing games ever). I am by no means a talented or "hardcore" gamer, but this was a game which allowed me to jump around, blow stuff up, and find hidden treasures (in the form of the Agility and Hidden Orbs that make up a huge portion of the Crackdown universe's appeal). In short, the game made me feel like a radioactive luchador version of Dirty Harry.

As its release approached, Crackdown 2 promised a lot of the same elements that made me love the first game. The orbs were back, plus "Renegade" orbs which have to be chased down on foot or by vehicle, and the playable character seemed to have the same superhero-like powers as the first film. The game was also returning to the same city in which the first game took place, and used a similar, comic book inspired, color scheme as the first game.

The game also promised something new and exciting: "freaks". And these freaks, when looked at by the untrained eye and/or placed into a loose definition of the term...resemble zombies. I was completely sold on using my building-leaping, heat-packing, silent-but-deadly "agent" to take out hordes of zombies. So, Crackdown 2 became a must play...and ended up taking up a few full days of my life while I had some time off of work.

For the most part, the charms of the first game are back. The Agent is still one of the most fun video game characters I've ever controlled, with the ability to scale heights and an array of great weapons (when you find the "Quacker" grenades, things get REALLY fun). There are some new toys like UV weapons to fight the freaks, a wingsuit which allows the agent to glide around the map, and the Agency helicopter which is a blast to use (once you can reach it). But on a whole, the experience of Crackdown 2 left me a little disappointed.

In Crackdown, there were 15 "bosses" that had to be defeated. What I loved about that game's story - which wasn't really even a story - is that the bosses weren't really different from any other villain you'd face. The agent could plow into a boss' location and, if he was sneaky enough, take out the boss before any of the minions surrounding them had a chance to play defense. It made the game a little easier once your agent's skills were developed and weapons were acquired, but it kept the game feeling light and I always felt it gave me a little more control over the pace of the game.

In Crackdown 2, the bosses are nowhere to be found. Instead, there are "Strongholds" which can be captured by simply killing a ton of enemies until the voice of your handler tells you you've captured the stronghold. Worse, that's only your secondary objective, as you have to close down freak lairs by dropping beacons that supposedly wipe out the freak virus. Encounters with these freak lairs or the freak breaches that occur randomly aren't too different from the strongholds. Just kill until you're told to stop killing, and you're done. There are 27 strongholds, 9 freak lairs, 15 or so freak breaches, and several other monotonous tasks to complete, which leaves Crackdown 2 feeling like a drag where Crackdown felt like a breeze.Also annoying to me is the fact that, unlike Crackdown, you never seem to make progress at your goals. Once you cleared an island in that game, the island was open for you to run around collecting swag without fear of attack. In Crackdown 2, the villains never go away. You're told you've wiped them out, and a brief cutscene at the end of the game shows you that you've completed all your objectives. But when you respawn to work on other objectives, you'll find that the freaks and criminals you've already "eliminated" are still around. Their numbers are diminished at times, but their recurrence left me feeling like I'd never really made progress.

I have had a lot of fun playing Crackdown 2, and I don't regret picking it up since I love the idea of The Agent and the feel of the character so much, but I could have had the same fun putting the copy of Crackdown I picked up for $10 a year ago back in my 360. At a $60 price tag, I can't imagine that even the biggest fans of the first game will get complete satisfaction out of what is essentially an expansion of the first game with better graphics and a less optimistic setting. If you haven't played Crackdown, go pick up a cheap copy of it (probably about $5 now!) and enjoy. Don't bother grabbing this one until it's on the bargain racks.

Trailer Alert!!! Iowa filmed-'The Experiment'

Filmed in Des Moines, this thriller starring Adrien Brody, Forest Whitaker, and Maggie Grace, is the story of 26 men that are chosen to participate in the roles of guards and prisoners in a psychological study that ultimately spirals out of control. This has a direct to DVD release on September 21st. Check it out!


Quote of the Day




I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.
-Alfred Hitchcock

Morning Music: Are You Ready?

Not the biggest AC/DC fan, but this seems like a good way to start the day.



Artist: AC/DC
Album: The Razor's Edge

Monday, July 26, 2010

Trailer Alert! Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch!

From the director of Watchmen (I love it, I love it, I love it!) and 300 (Narcosleepy loves it, loves it, loves it!)!

Chicks! Planes! Robots! Monsters! Skimpy Outfits!



Umm...I'm watching that. You?

Newest Green Lantern Posters-Thoughts?!?!??!




(Images via SuperheroHype.com!)

Movie Of The Day: The Invention of Crying (I mean Lying)

On a blazing nuts hot Sunday in Iowa, there isn't much to do except nap and watch movies. I went to turn on the television when I stumbled upon the Invention of Lying. So, I gave it a shot.

Most movies like this begin with a plan in my mind: will I nap through the movie and catch the ending, will I watch the whole movie delaying a nap till after, or will I just say screw it and play some video games? This movie fell into the: "delayed nap" category.

The story begins with Mark Bellison (played by Ricky Gervais) living a fairly boring and mundane life where he is a writer for Lecture Films. In this world, people crave information, and blockbuster movies are simply true facts narrated by some old dude. Mark Bellison pretty much gets slammed by everyone around him. He constantly hears how he is fat, has a stout nose, and is pretty much a loser in his daily life (words I hear on a daily basis from The H-Bomb...KIDDING). Gervais is pretty funny throughout these slams, his reactions and under the breath comments kept me entertained during this part of the film. Half way through, Jennifer Garner's character is introduced (Anna) when the two go on a date. I have to say Garner's performance is well...meh. She was trying to go for a Stepford Wives robotic/judgmental thing about Gervais's personality/gene composition, but was off the mark. She tried to be funny with the role, but Gervais's humor was dwarfed by her utter annoyance.

At this point, the movie makes a bizarre turn to the stupid. He makes up a story about the afterlife and The man in the sky to his dying mom and everyone is in awe of this, including a cameo from Jason Bateman. The movie becomes about the man in the sky and shifts back to a love story between Gervais and Garner. Pretty lame 2nd half of a movie in my opinion.

So, here is what is wrong with movies like this. A) NEVER CAST JENNIFER GARNER. This is a common mistake made by many movies. Please acknowledge this rule in future films please. The 13 going on 30 cute girl thing is over...and she isn't a girl but a dude in girl disguise (she is more than meets the eye you would say...had to get a transformer transvestite plug in here).

Fatal flaw B) Stop introducing funny characters and barely giving them screen time. Rob Lowe and Jonah Hill were completely wasted in this movie. You have two really funny characters that added nothing to this movie.

Fatal flaw C) Don't let people with ADD write movies. There is a reason TRANSFORMERS 2 sucked nuts...MICHAEL BAY has ADD. He feels the need to put in Baysplosions and huge hootered women for no reason. The plot fails. This movie was flawed with the same annoyances minus the hooters/explosions. The plot jumped around from being a comedy to a serious statement about our existence. Choose one or the other please, don't loose comedic elements and go serious on us if you can't balance plot points. Movies like Stranger Than Fiction can pull this off due to a phenomenal cast surrounding Will Ferrell (AKA Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman), as well as writers that balance character life events. The combo of Garner (the AIDS of Actresses) and ADD plot points pretty much had me annoyed. When the movie was over, I wish I would have taken that nap. So, when you go to see The Invention of Lying...you will inevitably rethink the title to The Invention of Crying being as how your time is gone and you will never get it back.




Narcosleepy Out

Mark Ruffalo and The Incredible Hulk?

One thing you may not know about The Mike is that I'm a major geek when it comes to movies based on comic books. Growing up in a small town/on a farm, comic books weren't an every day thing. I still have the about 7 comics that I read and re-read as a kid, which didn't do much to quench my thirst to be an awesome superhero myself. (For the record, I would totally have chosen to be The Thing from The Fantastic Four. Invulnerable, super strong, huge? Fugghedaboudit.) I did have a slew of Marvel and DC action figures that were passed down from a cousin, and did fall quite in love with Iron Man (mostly because he had the same colors as Iowa State's sports teams).

After F4 and Tony Stark, my favorite dude has always been The Incredible Hulk, even though he wasn't in any of the comics I had growing up. (She-Hulk was, and remains super hot to me.) So when info about The Avengers movie info came out this week, I was left with one concern. Mark Ruffalo?

Don't get me wrong, I like Ruffalo a lot as an actor. Not as much as The H-Bomb, who loves the pee out of him, but I'm rarely opposed to him in a flick. And I know they're gonna model the CGI Hulk in the flick off of Lou Ferrigno (pictured above), but still, I gotta wonder: How are they gonna deal with his hair?

As you can see below: Mark Ruffalo is what Will Ferrell might have called a "curly headed flunk". At the very least, he generally does something goofy with his hair.







(I will say, that last picture looks slightly Banner-esque.)

On the flip-side, The Hulk's hair is no-nonsense. It's a mop. I've never seen him with curls. The thought of it is completely ridiculous to me. I mean, just look at him.



















So yeah...about that. I like Ruffalo, and I love me some Hulk action...but I'm totally gonna be wondering about that hair for a long time.

What say you about the team of Ruffalo and Hulk?

The Happiest DJ In World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote of the Day




Randy: (To Brennan) I don't know what it is about your face, (holds up fist)
Randy: but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole




Morning Music: This Tornado Loves You

From four Cyclones, to our new readers.



Artist: Neko Case
Album: Middle Cyclone

Sunday, July 25, 2010

I present this in the hope that our great nations may learn to live in peace...


Movie of the Day: Wet Hot American Summer

Hey folks, The Mike here with OPP's first Movie of the Day!

Last evening, the four of us who write for this blog sat down with some friends to experience Wet Hot American Summer. I'd recommended the flick because most of the people in the room had not seen it yet, and I knew that those who were fans of David Wain's later hit, Role Models, would probably dig its comedic style.

The film takes its time to introduce the characters who reside at the early-'80s camp where all of the film's events - except for a hilarious trip to "town" - take place, and most of the crowd was a little apprehensive about the silly comedy. I recall having the same reaction initially, as Wet Hot American Summer is definitely an awkward film to get into as a first time viewer. As a comedy, the film doesn't concern itself with being realistic when dealing with its characters' actions; nor does it realistically acknowledge the concept of time as it scrunches weeks worth of events into one day. This isn't a flaw, necessarily, it's just surprising to an unsuspecting viewer.

For me, the film hits its biggest home run with the performance of Christopher Meloni as Gene - the camp cook who's still dealing with the stresses of the Vietnam War in plenty of inappropriate ways. Meloni plays the angry and disturbed character perfectly, and his subplot's climactic scene is easily the biggest laugh in the film for me. Also bringing the funny are Paul Rudd as the camp's lazy hot guy, and Ken Marino as the afro-wearing counselor who abandons a raft full of kids in the name of lust. The whole film is full of other great gags though, as star Michael Showalter and director Wain combine on a winning script.

Wet Hot American Summer had to grow on me - it's just so odd that you're not sure what it's up to at first - but it's now cemented itself as one of my favorite comedies of the early 2000s. Give it a chance, and you'll probably end up loving the can of mixed vegetables as much as I do.


On Set



Jennifer Garner and Russell Brand horsing around Friday on the set of their upcoming Film Arthur. Brand plays Arthur, a drunken playboy who stands to lose a wealthy inheritance when he falls for a woman, his family doesn't like.



Will You See Arthur In Theaters?






Optimus Crooknie

So here you are, probably bored out of your mind at work looking to be entertained. Well, look no further than this awesome piece of literary/scholarly genius. If you were to combine a chocolate chip cookie and a brownie into one delicious treat (probably named a crooknie or a crownie), it would be like pretty effin awesome. Well, that is what this blog is all about, combining all that is awesome into one place of pimpage. Optimus Prime and Prejudice may very well blow your mind…like not a standard mind “blow” but like one of those mind blows created when Optimus Prime rises from the ashes to smoke some Decepticon scrubs.


Now, onto the topic at hand. The H-Bomb felt it necessary to post some shenanigans with this Mr. Darcy picture. For those of us with wieners, we know that is bull s#!t. Optimus Prime has a gun the size of Mr. Darcy. All Mr. Darcy does is talk in a British accent and say words like immensely and unequivocally yes. Optimus Prime doesn’t hide behind fancy accented rhetoric, he transforms from a huge balls on semi into a robot that head shots douchepticons like Lee Harvey Oswald. OOOOOOOhhhhh, look at Mr. Darcy’s fancy trench coat and suavish 18th century hair. Once again…OPTIMUS PRIME = HUGE EFFIN ROBOT OF JUSTICE. Mr. Darcy = questionable teeth arrangement while being guided by a scheduled tea time. The only thing to make Pride and Prejudice better is Optimus Prime (or zombies). The only thing to make transformers worse is Mr. Darcy.







NARCOSLEEPY OUT

Quote of the Day





If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldn't need a broomstick to cling onto.


-Frankie Boyle

For the ladies......



Greatest thing ever filmed in Iowa: RV Man

Hey, it's me, Holly. I'm like a hydrogen bomb of greatness, so you can think of me as The H-Bomb. Being our blog has just started, I deem it appropriate to post something that would pay tribute to the great state we hail from....IOWA! As I racked my brain of what I could post, a few of the things came to mind: corn, cows, pigs, farmland, silos, Iowa State Cyclones, John Deere tractors, the butter cow, etc. And then it hit me, what would be more appropriate than Winnebago Man!

Yes! The famous Jack Rebney! And what does the angriest person on the planet have to do with Iowa? Well the famous video was filmed here in Forest City, a smaller town in the grand state that grows corn and not potatoes. I realized most of you are part of the 20+ million fabulous people that have seen this....but what the heck...you can always watch it again! So would you do me a kindness and watch the video?

Let's face it, nothing really awesome happens in Iowa. We can say that Field of Dreams was filmed here, but almost 3o years after the movie, even we are tired of searching for Moonlight Graham and building it. "He" never comes. What has lasted you ask? Mother effin' WINNEBAGO MAN. With his new documentary out, Jack Rebney deserves two giant thumbs up for filming the greatest viral internet video of all time. If it weren't for the creators of the Winnebago promotional video hating "the angriest man in the world", we would have never have been introduced to this legend of a human being...and Iowa would be a blip on the entertainment map.

So here's to you Iowa...for pissing people off with High temperatures, flies, and large sized motor homes.




By the way, Iowans, Winnebago Man opens at the Varsity Theater in Des Moines on August 6th!

Welcome to (Optimus) Prime and Prejudice!

Hey everybody, The Mike here. Welcome to (Optimus) Prime and Prejduce!

The purpose of our site (OPP, for short!) is pretty simple. We are four friends who - in our own ways - love movies, TV, horror flicks, sports, video games, music, pop culture, Iowa State University (our alma mater), funny You Tube videos, and generally awesome things (plus, The H-Bomb loves Jane Austen movies and Narcosleepy loves Transformers....hence the title). The point is, we want to share that stuff with you.

Check out our staff bios on the side bar, and sign up to follow OPP for a slew of fun posts from our very different yet entirely stupendous minds. Oh, and leave us comments too. Though most of us are new to this blogging thing, we're here to party!

Cool beans?